im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Randomize
