There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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