RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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