No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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