How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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