so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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