Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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