Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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