So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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