He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
