he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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