So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to stick my p in your. b.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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