Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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