I'm lost and stupid without you.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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