You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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