I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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