halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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