He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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