He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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