apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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