I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
there is puke in my bra ... again
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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