Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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