these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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