The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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