I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
