My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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