take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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