so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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