I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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