we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
my liver is dry heaving
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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