How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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