adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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