it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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