I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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