On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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