How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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