ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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