It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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