i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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