Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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