bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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