ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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