Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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