Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
