seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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