**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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