dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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