dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
