Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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