idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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