Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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