Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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