we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Randomize
